Thanks for coming and prepare you eyes for something gloriously glorious
Wasn't that simply glorious, I know you are probably still in shock from seeing something so amazingly well done and artistic, so take a break and bask in it. Now are you good? Good, I understand it is not simply enough for you (or my grade in this class) for me to simply show this are, so without further words. I shall explain.
This stunning picture was created most entirely (besides the eyes and head shape) by creativity, confusing functions, and a very liberal use of undefined slopes and brackets (mostly the third one.) So of course I will begin with the mans glorious eyebrows. If you look at them close enough you can tell the fact that these were created by a square root function and its negative form along with the use of bracketed formulas to keep the, from going on forever as that is inhuman and would kill any logic left in this face.
Let us not take too much time on that so we must move onto the next part with two examples of negative squared variable functions, also known as inverse parabolas. You have the obvious one of what constitutes the body of this red faced man, this was caused by shrinking x to a quarter of its original size whic widens the parabola to the point where it is pretty much synonymous to a body but the other one is hidden and I nearly lost it. The second parabola is actually his amazing mustache