Wow has this first week been exciting. These contestants, straight off of both the joy of Thanksgiving and the stress of exams. Are getting right back to the grindstone learning more and more about this mysterious concept of of the bindings between not only F(x) and its derivative, but also the surprise connections to the second derivative too through an activity that proved to be brutal and uncompletable for some of our varied contestants.
That was just the first day though, for on the second day Mr. Cresswell took pity on the students and threw them a bone at going over the previous assignment with them. This was kind of Mr. Cresswell before giving them an assignment that tested their endurance on the subject and sent them off to complete what he felt they must, with the promise of more time tomorrow and a relieving activity
Of course Cresswell was true to his word and he gave the students time to work on the day of Wednesday with only a smaller activity of attempting to find out if a curve sketch was true or false. But therein comes the question of what will happen when this show is done as is my job as a narrator, I will have no purpose. With no purpose how can I survive, why do I exist if I do nothing, if I even exist. Where does my existence lie.
Oh, sorry, I promised myself no more existential monologues on camera after it pushed some of the original fans away. Just as I push all of my problems away into alcohol and indescribably horrific acts of hedonism and senseless anger, it's the only escape for me for I don't want to remember, my end is near. The end of my reason, my purpose, my existence..
Crap sorry again, let’s move onto the next day thursday. Now on Thursday our contestants have been moved into not just reading graphs, but creating them themselves from functions. There is no point, anymore. Why am I even narrating, why does it matter, I won’t even be able to enjoy it at all later. I might as well just get this all over with. On Friday they just did more practice on curve sketching and were told they would have a quiz on the next Monday let me go home now I need to cry *drops mic and sprints off*